THIS JUST CRACKS ME UP

YEARS AGO I HUNG AROUND WITH THIS GIRL KELLY, SHE DROVE A CAMERO NAMED HERMENETTA ( YES I KNOW ITS SPELL WRONG) WELL NOT THAT THE CAR HAS MUCH TO DO WITH THIS STORY BUT, WHEN KELLY AND I HUNG AROUND WITH LYN, KELLY WAS THE ONLY ONE WITH A CAR. WELL AT THE TIME I HAD A BOYFRIEND NAMED JEFF. IT WAS EASTER SUNDAY, DON'T ASK ME WHY I REMEMBER THE DAY BUT I DO (SORRY JEFF IF YOUR READING THIS). WELL JEFF AND I BROKE UP, OK I WAS SAD. WENT CRYING TO KELLY AND LYN AND KELLY'S ANSWER TO ME WAS..........."I CAN'T BELIVE YOU AND JEFF BROKE UP NOW I'M LOOSING ALL MY FREINDS." HER AND LYN GOT IN THE CAR AND DROVE AWAY. WAIT WASN'T HE MY BOYFIREND. OH WELL. TO THIS DAY, 15+ YEARS LATER, JEFF AND I ARE STILL FRIENDS, HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO KELLY OR LYN IN YEARS.

ANOTHER FUNNY ABOUT THAT DAY. THERE WAS THIS KID ANTHONY, THAT BOY WOULD HAVE JUMPED OFF A BRIDGE IF I'D GONE OUT WITH HIM. HE FELT BAD BECAUSE JEFF BROKE UP WITH ME AND BROUGHT ME FLOWERS. AWWWW. NO I NEVER DID GO OUT WITH ANTHONY.........THAT'S FOR ANOTHER DAY.