NOT THE BRIGHTEST BULB

OK SO BACK IN THE 90'S HERE I AM OFF TO A CLUB......OK I WAS POOR I HAD NO CAR SO I TOOK THE BUS. HEY I DIDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT DRIVING DRUNK. SO HERE I AM LEAVING MY HOUSE AND POLICE CAR PULLS DOWN THE STREET. HE STOPS AND ASKS ME IF I'M A WORKING GIRL. I TELL HIM YES I DO HAVE A JOB, AND AGAIN HE REPEATS "ARE YOU A WORKING GIRL". OK AFTER THE 4TH TIME OF HIM ASKING ME I THINK HE FIGURED OUT I REALLY HAD NO CLUE WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT. HE WISHED ME A GOOD NIGHT AND THEN DROVE OFF. JUST AS HE PULLED AWAY IT DAWNED ON ME THAT HE WAS ASKING ME IF I WAS A HOOKER. DUH!!!! DON'T KNOW WHAT WOULD HAVE MADE HIM THINK THAT..........KNEE HIGH BLACK BOOTS, MINI SKIRT, LACE TOP (OK IT WAS THE BEGINING OF THE '90).

SO 10+ YEARS LATER, HERE I AM OUT FOR NEW YEARS.....I OVER HEAR A CONVERSATION BETWEEN 3 GUYS TRYING TO DECIDE IF I'M A STRIPPPER. OK AGAIN KNEE HIGH BLACK BOOTS, MINI SKIRT, KIND OF SHEER SWEATER. I REALLY NEED TO START LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WEARING JUST A LITTLE BETTER.