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OK SO I WAS JUST TALKING TO MY FREIND BARRY AND I HAVE A FUNNY STORY ABOUT HIM.

YEARS AND YEARS AGO, BARRY & I DATED. IT WAS FOR A LITTLE WHILE, I OF COURSE BROKE HIS HEART. THIS IS SOMETHING I'M VERY GOOD AT DOING. WELL ANYWAY. ONE NIGHT MY FUTURE EX-HUSBAND CHRIS, BARRY JEFF AND A FEW OTHER PEOPLE WERE OUT. THERE WAS THIS GIRL KERI. SHE KNEW CHRIS FROM SOMEWHERE, THEY PROBALLY DATED, WHO KNOWS WHO CARES.

WELL ANYWAY.....BARRY AS LONG AS I HAD KNOW HIM BEFORE THIS, HE WAS MR. SAFETY. HE WOULDN'T EVEN LOOK AT A GIRL WITHOUT A CONDOM IN HIS POCKET. SO THIS PARTICULAR NIGHT, FOR WHAT EVER REASON, CHRIS DECIDED TO SELL KERI FOR A QUARTER. SO BARRY GAVE CHRIS THE QUARTER (KERI KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT THIS) AND BARRY AND KERI BECAME CLOSE. VERY UNLIKE BARRY THEY HAD SEX THAT FIRST NIGHT AND HE DIDN'T HAVE A CONDOM. WELL JUST HIS LUCK KERI GOT PREGNANT. HE FOR YEARS BLAMED ME. AND MY ANSWER ALWAYS WAS, WE WERE BROKEN UP FOR OVER 6 MONTHS WHEN YOU MET KERI, IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH ME.

SO THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS ...........QUARTERS CAUSE BABIES.