A PIECE OF TRASH

SO ONE NIGHT A BUNCH OF FRIENDS AND I ARE OUT AT THE LOCAL CLUB. OK I'M WEARING THOSE SAME BLACK BOOTS AND THAT SAME SKIRT FROM NEW YEARS EVE, BUT THIS TIME I'M WEARING A BLACK V-NECK TEE SHIRT AND A BLACK HOODED ZIP-UP SWEATSHIRT. SO I'M IN THE BATHROOM, WHICH IS OF COURSE, OVER CROWDED AND SOME CHICK STARTS TALKING TO ME.....I REALLY THINK SHE WAS HITTING ON ME BUT, SORRY I NEED MALE PARTS FOR MY RELATIONSHIPS. WELL ANY WAY, SHE IS TRYING TO GET ME TO TAKE OF THE SWEATSHIRT BECAUSE "THE OUTFIT YOUR WEARING IS SO CUTE, YOU SHOULD SHOW IT OFF."

OK UNTIL I'M DRUNK, I'M NOT REALLY GOOD AT BEING IN SHORT SLEEVES I'M ALWAY COLD. SO I TOLD HER THANK BUT RIGHT NOW I'M COLD, SO THINK I'M GOING TO LEAVE MY SWEATSHIRT ON. I LEAVE THE BATHROOM AND THINK NOTHING ABOUT THIS. A LITTLE BIT LATER MY FRIEND DONNA AND I START TO HEAD TO THE DANCE FLOOR AND THE SAME CHICK GRABS ME AND PROCEDES TO SAY "YOU LOOK LIKE A PIECE OF TRASH!!"

MY INTELEGENT ANSWER "HUH?"

SO THEN SHE SAY "DON'T YOU GET IT, YOU REALLY LOOK LIKE A PIECE OF TRASH"

I LOOKED AT HER "THAT WAS THE WHOLE IDEA" AND I WALKED OFF. SHE NEVER SAID ANOTHER WORD THE REST OF THE NIGHT, BUT THERE WE PLENTY OF PEOPLE DRESS A HELL OF A LOT TRASHIER THEN I WAS. AS YOU KNOW, I CAN DRESS TRASHY TOO AND THIS JUST WASN'T ONE OF THOSE NIGHTS.
SOMETIMES I REALLY DON'T GET IT???