AND PEOPLE SAY I'M CRAZY

SO SOME PEOPLE SAY I'M NUTS, OK I'M A LITTLE STRAGE BUT HEY THOSE OF YOU WHO KNOW ME, LOVE ME FOR IT. I FOUND A FUNNY IN MY "IM'S" THIS MORNING AND I NEEDED TO SHARE.. OK TO TELL THE STORY (NO NAMES WILL BE MENTIONED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY) LAST YEAR I WAS SEEING THIS GUY AND WHEN HE WOULD STAY OVER, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AFTER I FELL ASLEEP, HE WOULD GET UP AND USE MY COMPUTER DON'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING, HE SAY'S WORKING ON HIS EBAY, BUT YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT I MET HIM ON LINE. SO HE WOULD USE MY COMPUTER AND COME BACK TO BED JUST BEFORE MY ALARM WOULD GO OFF SO THAT I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS UP TO. WELL I DID KNOW EVERYTIME, BECAUSE I WOULD WAKE UP, SO WHEN I CONFRONTED HIM ON THE HE WOULD SAY, "EBAY BLAB BLAB BLAB."
SO MANY TIMES I ASKED HIM TO STOP AND HE WOULD JUST TELL ME I WAS PARNIOD. WELL THE DAY AFTER VALENTINES DAY, HE JUST WALKED OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF ME NAGGING ABOUT IT AND NEVER SAID ANOTHER WORD........POOF HE WAS GONE.

WELL LATELY WE HAVE BEEN TALKING HERE AND THERE AND HE INVITED ME OVER FOR DINNER. HE DECIDED THAT "HE ATLEAST OWED ME THAT FOR BEING SO RUDE TO ME". WELL HE WAS JUST ABOUT TO GO OFF ON VACATION AND I TOLD HIM WE'D TALK ABOUT IT WHEN HE GOT BACK. OK SO HE GOT BACK A WEEK AGO AND MESSAGED ME. I DID ANSWER HIM BACK. SO THIS MORNING, THIS IS WHAT I WOKE UP TO. I'M SHARING THE MESSAGES HE SENT SINCE BACK FROM VACATION LIKE I SAID BEFORE THE NAME IS REMOVED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY.

(2/12/2006 2:26:41 AM): Sorry just got back from Florida and had a hell of a fight to get back, lol! I is back sweaty!!! I hope to talk to you soon! kisses and hugs,,, yes spelled out,,, because for you ! ,,,, I mean it
(2/12/2006 2:27:04 AM): leave your number so I can talk to you!
(2/12/2006 2:27:59 AM): I again am ,,, 1-XXX-XXX-XXXX if it is blocked I will not pick up, sorry QD,,, luvs, anyway
(2/12/2006 1:00:43 PM): ARENT YOU GLAD YOU CAME HOOME JUST IN TIME
(2/17/2006 2:11:19 AM): I guess you are imbarressed to tell me otherwise but let me just say I am not here for your convenience and/or do I think it is right to do as you do. I am not here to talk to you when you have a breakup,,, I was always honest,, you obviously have had a change of circumstances that you are quiet about. I sent you an IM almost a week ago and no responce that is all you get,, fuck this,,, good luck for the first time since 15 FEB 2005 I am deleting you from my list. Don't respond,,, your fucked. And If you did reconcile (which I hope) I wish you the best even though you were to spineless to even say,,, "Hay,,, Welcome Back" Plus if anything made sence and you prefer to talk to other guys during troubled times than it is obvious,,, you are not what I would ever,,, ever consider in my space
(2/17/2006 2:11:28 AM): later freak, the best of luck,,,,,
(2/17/2006 2:12:24 AM): As of now you have been deleted! If I get another message,,, which I pray - not!!! I will report you as spam! LAter nutcase
(2/17/2006 2:14:57 AM): You are now off my list of fucked up nut jobs and head cases!!!

AND PEOPLE SAY I'M CRAZY, DID HE REALLY THINK AFTER A YEAR WE WOULD KISS AND MAKE UP??? WE DIDN'T DATE THAT LONG BEFORE, I DIDN'T CHASE AFTER HIM WHEN HE WALKED OUT. WHAT REALLY MADE HIM THINK I'D WANT TO GET BACK TOGETHER??!!!