THE RULES OF DATING

SO ONE NIGHT WE ARE ALL OUT, ME, JEFFY, CRASH AND A BUNCH OF OTHER PEOPLE (YES THEY MADE SUCH A GREAT IMPRESSION I DON'T REMEMBER THERE NAMES). ANY WAY.... WE ARE OUT OUT LOCAL CHINESE FOOD HANG OUT FOR A FUN FILLED NIGHT OF KARAOKE. NO I DO NOT SING NEVER HAVE NEVER WILL, I COULD NEVER EVER BE THAT DRUNK. WELL ANYWAY... SO HERE WE SIT, CRASH SINGING HIS HEART OUT AND JEFFY AND I CHECKING OUT ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE ROOM. ................
....AND THERE ACROSS THE ROOM ARE 3 GIRLS.......ONE WITH LEGS THAT WENT ON FOREVER (JEFFY'S BIGGEST WEAKNESS). SO JEFFY BEING JEFFY SENDS OVER A DRINK FOR HER AND HER FRIENDS, DOESN'T WANT TO LEAVE ANYONE OUT. WHEN SHE GOES LIGHT UP A CIGARETTE OFF GOES JEFFY TO LIGHT IT FOR HER. SO HE STAYS THERE AND CHATS, ETC ETC....... A LITTLE WHILE LATER, THE GIRL WITH THE LEGS COMES OVER TO TELL ME THAT MY BOYFRIEND HAS BEEN HITTING ON HER. MY BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!! UGH NO, JEFFY IS NOT MINE, HE'S UP FOR THE TAKING HE IS MY BEST FRIEND WE DO NOT DATE.

SO THE NEXT MORING, JEFFY AND LORI WAKE UP TO LORI'S DAD STATING OVER THE INTERCOM SYSTEM "COULD YOU AND YOUR FRIEND PLEASE JOIN YOUR MOTHER AND I AT THE KITCHEN TABLE"

........THE MORAL OF THIS STORY, DON'T MARRY THE GIRL WHO TAKES YOU HOME ON THE FIRST NIGHT!!!!