VACATION.........
OK SO I MENTIONED THE LAST TIME I'D TELL YOU ABOUT MY VACATION. SO HERE WE GO........
SANDY AND I DECIDED TO GO AWAY NEW YEARS 20004/5. WE WERE GOING TO GO ON A CRUISE AND BRING IN THE NEW YEAR AND OUR NEW LIVES CELEBRATING OUT DIVORCES!!! WELL MY FIRST WORD OF ADVICE REMEMBER WHEN YOUR CHILD IS ON VACATION AND VISITING HER DAD......SO IS EVER OTHER CHILD IN THE WORLD. HERE WE ARE ON A CRUISE LOOKING FOR A GOOD TIME (WHAT HAPPENS ON THE SHIP STAYS ON THE SHIP) AND ON THE BOAT WE FIND 2 SINGLE, VERY SHY COWBOYS FROM TEXAS.........DAMN!!! ONE OF THEM WAS SO HOT!!! AND WE FIND ANOTHER WHAT WE THOUGH WAS COUPLE WITH ONE OF THEIR MOM'S THAT TURNED OUT TO BE BROTHER AND SISTER.
WELL IT STARTED OUT THE NIGHT WE FOUND OUT THEY WERE BROTHER AND SISTER. HE WAS GAY, NOT THAT I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT, EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO BE HAPPY. SO HE ASKS US (SANDY & I) HOW LONG WE HAVE BEEN TOGETHER. WE TELL HIM WERE NOT, AND HE TELLS US NOT TO BE ASHAMED ITS OK THAT WE ARE TOGTHER AND PROCEEDS TO TELL US ABOUT HOW PROUD HE IS TO BE GAY AND THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH IT. WE TRY OVER AND OVER TO EXPAIN WE ARE NOT A COUPLE BUT WE KNOW HE DIDN'T BELIEVE US.
SO THEN WE GO AND MAKE APPOINTMENTS FOR MASSAGES, BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO WHEN YOU ARE ON A CRUISE. AND THEY TAKE IT UPON THEMSELVES TO DECIED WE ARE A COUPLE AND SET US UP FOR A COUPLES MASSAGE "ITS OK EVERYONE DOES IT". HERE ARE SANDY AND I IN A ROOM TOGETHER AND THEY SAY OK GET UNDRESSED AND LAY DOWN........WE ARE FRIENDS BUT WE HAVEN'T KNOW EACH OTHER THAT LONG HAVE NEVER DRESSES IN FRONT OF EACH OTHER AND ARE BOTH SELF CONSCIOUS. OH IT WAS THE WORST, BUT NOT THE END.
WELL YOU KNOW HOW THEY DO PHOTOS ON THE SHIP WELL ALL OF THE PHOTOGRAPHERS DECIDED WE WERE A COUPLE TOO AND WOULD SAY, GET CLOSER SHOW SOME EMOTION, YOU KNOW YOU LOVE EACH OTHER.
THIS CONTINUED THE ENTIRE CRUISE.
I'M NOT SURE WHY PEOPLE THINK THIS OF US, EVERY WHERE WE GO PEOPLE ASSUME WE ARE A COUPLE. EVEN FRIENDS PARENTS. OK HER DAUGHTER LOOKS MORE LIKE ME THEN HER BUT THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. ITS NOT LIKE WE HANG ALL OVER EACH OTHER OR BICKER AT EACH OTHER WE ARE JUST GREAT FRIENDS. (OK THERE WAS ONE TIME PEOPLE MIGHT HAVE THOUGHT DIFFERENT, WE WERE DRUNK AND DARED BUT NONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO ASK WHERE THERE)
SANDY AND I DECIDED TO GO AWAY NEW YEARS 20004/5. WE WERE GOING TO GO ON A CRUISE AND BRING IN THE NEW YEAR AND OUR NEW LIVES CELEBRATING OUT DIVORCES!!! WELL MY FIRST WORD OF ADVICE REMEMBER WHEN YOUR CHILD IS ON VACATION AND VISITING HER DAD......SO IS EVER OTHER CHILD IN THE WORLD. HERE WE ARE ON A CRUISE LOOKING FOR A GOOD TIME (WHAT HAPPENS ON THE SHIP STAYS ON THE SHIP) AND ON THE BOAT WE FIND 2 SINGLE, VERY SHY COWBOYS FROM TEXAS.........DAMN!!! ONE OF THEM WAS SO HOT!!! AND WE FIND ANOTHER WHAT WE THOUGH WAS COUPLE WITH ONE OF THEIR MOM'S THAT TURNED OUT TO BE BROTHER AND SISTER.
WELL IT STARTED OUT THE NIGHT WE FOUND OUT THEY WERE BROTHER AND SISTER. HE WAS GAY, NOT THAT I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT, EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO BE HAPPY. SO HE ASKS US (SANDY & I) HOW LONG WE HAVE BEEN TOGETHER. WE TELL HIM WERE NOT, AND HE TELLS US NOT TO BE ASHAMED ITS OK THAT WE ARE TOGTHER AND PROCEEDS TO TELL US ABOUT HOW PROUD HE IS TO BE GAY AND THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH IT. WE TRY OVER AND OVER TO EXPAIN WE ARE NOT A COUPLE BUT WE KNOW HE DIDN'T BELIEVE US.
SO THEN WE GO AND MAKE APPOINTMENTS FOR MASSAGES, BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO WHEN YOU ARE ON A CRUISE. AND THEY TAKE IT UPON THEMSELVES TO DECIED WE ARE A COUPLE AND SET US UP FOR A COUPLES MASSAGE "ITS OK EVERYONE DOES IT". HERE ARE SANDY AND I IN A ROOM TOGETHER AND THEY SAY OK GET UNDRESSED AND LAY DOWN........WE ARE FRIENDS BUT WE HAVEN'T KNOW EACH OTHER THAT LONG HAVE NEVER DRESSES IN FRONT OF EACH OTHER AND ARE BOTH SELF CONSCIOUS. OH IT WAS THE WORST, BUT NOT THE END.
WELL YOU KNOW HOW THEY DO PHOTOS ON THE SHIP WELL ALL OF THE PHOTOGRAPHERS DECIDED WE WERE A COUPLE TOO AND WOULD SAY, GET CLOSER SHOW SOME EMOTION, YOU KNOW YOU LOVE EACH OTHER.
THIS CONTINUED THE ENTIRE CRUISE.
I'M NOT SURE WHY PEOPLE THINK THIS OF US, EVERY WHERE WE GO PEOPLE ASSUME WE ARE A COUPLE. EVEN FRIENDS PARENTS. OK HER DAUGHTER LOOKS MORE LIKE ME THEN HER BUT THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. ITS NOT LIKE WE HANG ALL OVER EACH OTHER OR BICKER AT EACH OTHER WE ARE JUST GREAT FRIENDS. (OK THERE WAS ONE TIME PEOPLE MIGHT HAVE THOUGHT DIFFERENT, WE WERE DRUNK AND DARED BUT NONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO ASK WHERE THERE)
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you know you too are a couple come on you even kissed with tongues.
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