THE RULES OF DATING

SO ONE NIGHT WE ARE ALL OUT, ME, JEFFY, CRASH AND A BUNCH OF OTHER PEOPLE (YES THEY MADE SUCH A GREAT IMPRESSION I DON'T REMEMBER THERE NAMES). ANY WAY.... WE ARE OUT OUT LOCAL CHINESE FOOD HANG OUT FOR A FUN FILLED NIGHT OF KARAOKE. NO I DO NOT SING NEVER HAVE NEVER WILL, I COULD NEVER EVER BE THAT DRUNK. WELL ANYWAY... SO HERE WE SIT, CRASH SINGING HIS HEART OUT AND JEFFY AND I CHECKING OUT ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE ROOM. ................
....AND THERE ACROSS THE ROOM ARE 3 GIRLS.......ONE WITH LEGS THAT WENT ON FOREVER (JEFFY'S BIGGEST WEAKNESS). SO JEFFY BEING JEFFY SENDS OVER A DRINK FOR HER AND HER FRIENDS, DOESN'T WANT TO LEAVE ANYONE OUT. WHEN SHE GOES LIGHT UP A CIGARETTE OFF GOES JEFFY TO LIGHT IT FOR HER. SO HE STAYS THERE AND CHATS, ETC ETC....... A LITTLE WHILE LATER, THE GIRL WITH THE LEGS COMES OVER TO TELL ME THAT MY BOYFRIEND HAS BEEN HITTING ON HER. MY BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!! UGH NO, JEFFY IS NOT MINE, HE'S UP FOR THE TAKING HE IS MY BEST FRIEND WE DO NOT DATE.

SO THE NEXT MORING, JEFFY AND LORI WAKE UP TO LORI'S DAD STATING OVER THE INTERCOM SYSTEM "COULD YOU AND YOUR FRIEND PLEASE JOIN YOUR MOTHER AND I AT THE KITCHEN TABLE"

........THE MORAL OF THIS STORY, DON'T MARRY THE GIRL WHO TAKES YOU HOME ON THE FIRST NIGHT!!!!

A FLY ON THE WALL

HI ITS ME..........I KNW I KNOW I HAVE HAD MUCH TO SAY LATELY. SO MUCH HAS BEEN GOING ON AND I HAVE BEEN EXTRA CRANKY. DID YOU SEE I FINALLY GOT A PICTURES GOT TO LOVE MY RED EYES. WELL MY APARTMENT LOOKS LIKE A TORNADO BLEW THREW THANKS TO THE FLOODING WE HAD. WORK HAS BEEN CRAZY WE DECIDED TO OPEN A NEW STORE IN 5 WEEKS WHAT WAS I THINKING WHEN I HAD THIS GREAT IDEA THAT WE COULD PULL IT OFF. AND ON TOP OF THIS THE OWNERS ARE KIND OF CRANKY DUE TO THEIR OLDEST DAUGHTER GETTING MARRIED IN A COUPLE WEEKS. WELL THE STORE WENT OFF ALMOST WITH OUT A HITCH. ITS BEEN 6 DAYS NOW, HAVE TO TIGHTEN THE ROPES. ONCE THE WEDDING IS OVER THEY WILL BE BETTER. AND AS SOON AS THE SUB-PUMP AND NEW RUG ARE INTO MY APARTMENT AND EVERYTHING IS BACK IN ORDER I CAN GET BACK TO MY STORY TELLING. KEEP SMILING EVERYONE, I'LL BE BACK SOON