PEE!!!

SO VALERIE AND I GOT TO TALKING THE OTHER DAY BECAUSE HER SON HAS BEEN POTTIE TRAINING AND HE'S BEEN MAKING IT THROUGH SOME OF THE NIGHTS DRY AND IT MADE ME THINK OF THIS STORY......

SO WE ALL HAVE OUR CHILDHOOD ISSUES.....I'VE HAD MANY. THIS ONE BEING THAT I PEED MY BED EVERYNIGHT UNTIL I WAS ALMOST 12.

I USED TO SPEND THE WEEKENDS ALTERNATING GRANDPARENTS HOUSES AND AT MY PAPA JOE'S HOUSE I HAD A FRIEND NAMED DANILLE. I WAS 4 YEARS OLDER THEN HER. HER FAMILY WOULD GO CAMPING ALL THE TIME AND INVITE ME, BUT I COULDN'T GO BECAUSE I PEED THE BED. NOT THAT WE TOLD THEM THIS WAS THE REASON. BUT IT WAS.

WELL I WAS AROUND 12 AND HAD CUT MY PEEING DOWN TO ONCE A MONTH SO MY MOM FIGURED IT WAS SAFE AND I COULD GO ON THE LAST CAMPING TRIP OF THE SUMMER.

DANIELLE'S PARENTS OWNED ONE OF THOSE POP UP TRAILERS YOU KNOW THE KIND THAT FOLD INTO A LITTLE BOX BUT WHEN UNDONE SLEEP LIKE 8 OR SOMETHING.

WELL OFF ON OUR WEEKEND WE WENT ME AND MY PINK HOLLY HOBBIE SLEEPING BAG, DANIELL AND HER FAMILY. I REMEMBER WE SPENT 3 NIGHTS. THE FIRST 2 I WAS DRY!!! THE 3RD NIGHT I PEED THE BED. I WAS SO EMBARRASSED, REMEMBER I WAS 12 DANIELLE WAS 8. WELL I JUST PACKED UP MY SLEEPING BAG, PEE SOAKED AND ALL AND NEVER SAID A WORD. HER DAD PACK UP THE TRAILER AND NO ONE EVER NOTICED. I DIDN'T TELL ANYONE UNTIL I GOT HOME. MY MOM DIDN'T KNOW DANIELLE'S FAMILY SO NO ONE EVER TOLD THEM. IT WAS THE LAST TRIP OF THE SUMMER SO THE TRAILER REMAINED PACK UP UNTIL THE NEXT SUMMER.

THAT WINTER DANIELLE MOVED AWAY AND I HAVE NEVER HEARD FROM HER AGAIN..........BUT IMAGINE HOW NASTY THE TRAILER SMELLED WHEN THE OPENED IT UP AGAIN.

SKIING......

SO WHEN CHRIS AND I STARTED DATING, SOME HOW HE CONVINCED ME TO GO SKIING.....HAVE I EVER MENTIONED THAT I HATE SNOW?? WELL ANYWAY I CONVINCED MY FRIEND JOYCE TO GO WITH US BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO BE THE ONLY GIRL. SO OFF WENT ME, JOYCE, CHRIS, JEFFY, RICK AND BARRY TO NASHOBA VALLEY. NOW I HAVE BEEN SKIING ONCE BEFORE THIS AND I THINK JOYCE HAD TOO. OTHER THEN JEFF, WITH NO FEAR, THE REST OF THE GUYS WERE PRETTY GOOD. WELL SO WE GET THERE AND OFF THEY GO LEAVING JOYCE AND I ALONE. I KNEW THEY'D DO THIS THAT'S WHY I MADE HER GO TO. SO UP AND DOWN THE MOUNTAIN THEY WENT. IT TOOK ME ABOUT AN HOUR 1/2 TO CONVINCE JOYCE WE'D LIVE AND TO GET ON THE SKI LIFT. WITH ABOUT 5000 TUMBLES WE BOTH FINALLY MADE IT DOWN THE MOUNTAIN. I HAD FUN, JOYCE DECIDED WE NEEDED TO EAT. MEN, FOOD, WELL ENOUGH SAID THERE. SO OFF WE WENT TO GET FOOD. WE DRYED OFF, THAWED OUT AND FILLED OUR BELLIES. OK TIME TO GET BACK TO THE MOUNTAIN. JOYCE DECIDED THAT HER LEG HURT OR SOMETHING, I REALLY DON'T REMEMBER. SO OFF WE GO...ME, THE ONE WHO CAN BARELY STAND IN HER SNOW BOOTS NEVER MIND SKI'S, AND 4 MEN. WELL NEEDLESS TO SAY THEY MANAGED TO COVER ME IN SNOW BECAUSE IT WAS FUN, BECAUSE I WAS SO SLOW. WELL NOT REALLY SURE HOW LONG THE TOURCHER WENT ON, BUT LATER ON WE WENT BACK TO THE LODGE TO GET JOYCE AND SHE TELLS US ABOUT HER AFTER NOON.

AFTER WE LEFT HER AT THE TABLE, SOME GUY ASKED IF THE SEATS WERE TAKEN AND SHE TOLD HIM NO, HE COULD SIT THERE, BECAUSE SHE KNEW WE WOULDN'T BE BACK FOR A WHILE. SO THE MAN SETS DOWN HIS TRAY OF FOOD, SITS DOWN AND PROCEEDED TO THROW UP ALL OVER THE TABLE. (DID I MENTION JOYCE HAS A WEEK STOMACH?) . I TOLD HER THAT'S WHAT SHE GETS FOR LEAVING ME ALONE WITH ALL THE MEN.